Here is a bird joke, just for fun, I hope that you enjoy it...
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Rhonda got a parrot for her birthday. This parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every other word was naughty or rude. Rhonda tried everything to change the bird's manners. She would always say polite words, play soft music, anything to set a good example, but nothing worked.
Rhonda was getting very frustrated. She yelled at the bird, She shook the bird, and the bird got angrier and ruder.
One day, Rhonda felt so desperate she put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments she heard squawking, kicking and screaming, then suddenly everything was quiet.
She was frightened that she might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door...
The parrot calmly stepped out on her arm and said: "I'm sorry if I've offended you with my language and actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will try to correct my behavior."
Rhonda was amazed at the great change in the bird and was about to ask what had caused it when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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Posted August 19 2011 - 10:42 AM
"We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far."
Swami Vivekananda
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."
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Swami Vivekananda
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."
The Buddha
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Posted November 06 2011 - 05:29 AM
Good joke, FlyingVprod! Keep 'em coming.
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Posted November 26 2011 - 07:47 AM
very informative post i learn a lot
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Posted March 01 2012 - 11:27 PM
Too good. I love your post. Keep posting this type of posts.
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