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[krash]

To my friend who enjoys a beer.. . And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom ,
In beer there is freedom ,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day ,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli ,
(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words , we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However , we do NOT run that risk when
Drinking beer & wine (or tequila , rum , whisky or other liquor) ,
Because alcohol has to go through a purification
Process of boiling , filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop , Beer = Health .
Therefore , it's better to drink beer and talk stupid ,
Than to drink water and be full of poo.

[GONZO]

Water = Poop , Beer = Health .
Therefore , it's better to drink beer and talk stupid ,
Than to drink water and be full of poo.



Those are words to live by, my friend !!!

GONZ !!!

[krash]

I thought you would like that one Gonzo. :')

[Shaman]

krash, on April 27 2011 - 10:40 AM, said:

To my friend who enjoys a beer.. . And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom ,
In beer there is freedom ,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day ,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli ,
(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words , we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However , we do NOT run that risk when
Drinking beer & wine (or tequila , rum , whisky or other liquor) ,
Because alcohol has to go through a purification
Process of boiling , filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop , Beer = Health .
Therefore , it's better to drink beer and talk stupid ,
Than to drink water and be full of poo.

As one of Amma's Primary Poop People I find this to be somewhat insulting. Would you like to know how I became one of Amma's Primary Poop People? It's an inspiring story, one that I don't share with just anyone!

[krash]

Shaman, on June 16 2011 - 12:11 PM, said:

As one of Amma's Primary Poop People I find this to be somewhat insulting. Would you like to know how I became one of Amma's Primary Poop People? It's an inspiring story, one that I don't share with just anyone!

Do tell brother.

[Shaman]

krash, on July 06 2011 - 06:36 AM, said:

Do tell brother.

How I Nearly Became One of Amma's Primary Poop People -- By Charlie Engel

I've been going to the M. A. Center for nearly two decades now. The M. A. Center is Amma's North American Headquarters. It consists of two 150 acre parcels of land. One is privately held while the other belongs to Amma's Organization.

I have a history of stirring it up where ever I go. I have pointed out potential and real problems in Amma's Organization on more than one occasion. I was a community service coordinator for several years. During that period of time I brought over 500 local High School students to the M. A. Center to learn about organic gardening and permaculture. I stopped doing so when it became clear that organizational dynamics and communication lapses prevented me answering questions that were being asked by the students. I was having some trouble introducing scientifically valid disciplines in a religious organization. It would be fair to say that I simply have a hard time belonging to any organization or religion.

I had basically stopped doing the community service work (Seva) for several months when I was approached after the last evening program prior to Amma's visit. A sister by the name of Seetala asked me if I could possibly help out with a "special seva". She wanted to talk to me in private about it. It turns out that she needed help dealing with the gophers that were eating the organic vegetables in the main garden. Some one had come up with the idea that the gophers would be repelled by dog poop. Apparently dog poop is very similar to fox poop. The fox is the mortal enemy of the gopher. Seetala asked me if I could possibly collect some dog poop in my travels. I said sure. I am always pleased to do what I can in service to humanity. I thought about my new assignment during the week. I went back to the M. A. Center on the Saturday before Amma arrived. I told Seetala that I had a question about how to carry it. Should I use peat moss or ash? Both had been recommended by friends. A friend overheard this conversation. She said that this wasn't an appropriate Seva for me. I told her that it was perfect, that I wouldn't have it any other way. I mentioned that there was much that I could do with this unique Community Service opportunity.

Another week passed and I came back to the M. A. Center. Seetala was in the organic vegetable when I arrived. I walked up to her and apologized for letting her down with my poop seva. I said; "Am I one of the first people that you have asked to do this special work"? She said; "Yes". I said; "That would make me one of Amma's primary poop people. Is that correct? She agreed! I looked up and saw someone walking toward us. I extended my hand and introduced myself. I said; "Hello, my name is Charlie Engel. I am one of Amma's primary poop people." We shook hands and I excused myself, saying that I had a couple of questions to ask Seetala. I told Seetala that I had some questions regarding moisture content and textured while my new acquaintance looked on. Seetala wasn't able to answer my questions although she did take the opportunity to demonstrate application technique. She put on some rubber gloves and showed me how to apply the dog poop to the gopher runs. It was an enlightening experience. I thanked her and went on my way. I never did manage to collect the poop. I was and am in the middle of moving to a new city. This seva will have to wait for another volunteer. In the mean time, the word got out about my new assignment and title. Needless to say, many people were very entertained.

Namaste,

Charlie

[TeeOwl]

lol ...Nice one man..

[onlycube]

ha ha ha nice i love it

[waterbottle]

Indeed! Better be healthy than consume poop!