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Jul 16 2008, 08:46 AM
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BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND > PROBABLY THE CENTURY? > > > > A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and > expensive cigars, and then > > insured them against, among other things, fire. > Within a month, having > > smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars > and without yet having > > made even his first premium payment on the policy > the lawyer filed a claim > > > against the insurance company. In his claim, the > lawyer stated the cigars > > were lost "in a series of small fires." > > > > > > > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing > the obvious reason, that > > > the man had consumed the cigars in the normal > fashion. > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > The lawyer sued and WON! > > > > > > > > > > > > (Stay with me.) > > > > > > > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with > the insurance company > > that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated > nevertheless, that the > > lawyer held a policy from the company, which it > had warranted that the > > cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it > would insure them > > against fire, without defining what is considered > to be unacceptable > > "fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather > than endure lengthy and > > costly appeal process, the insurance company > accepted the ruling and paid > > $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars > lost in the "fires". > > > > > > > > > > > > NOW FOR THE BEST PART... > > > > > > > > > > > > After the lawyer cashed the check, the > insurance company had him > > arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own > insurance claim and > > testimony from the previous case being used > against him, the lawyer was > > convicted of intentionally burning his insured > property and was sentenced > > to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. > > > > > > > > > > > > This is a true story and was the First Place > winner in the recent > > Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. > > > > > > > > > > > > ONLY IN AMERICA -------------------- alex y.
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