There once was a jerk-off named Bob,
Running Local 384 was his job,
But the members he screwed,
And had them tattooed,
So they sent him back to his old job...

At UPS.
Take the box, put it there, good boy.
Now do that 200 times today, gooooooddd boooyyyy!
Now take an hour for lunch in your uncomfortable, freezing cold truck. Good Boy.
Don't worry, before you know it that dark brown truck will be 110 degrees inside.
Now go make your pick ups and hurry back to home base, we need that stuff back here by 6:00.
OOOO yea, come back tomorrow and do it all over again.

Bob Keller’s a big piece of shit,
To this he would never admit,
But the ballots were counted,
With results that he doubted,
He got fired before he could quit.

This big piece of shit cried like the baby that he is in front of the members at the next Membership Meeting. Boo hoo hoo…”I just stared out the window for four hours, I couldn’t sleep.”

Don’t you get it? Nobody cares. You lost, we’re all thankful for that.
Good riddance asshole.
You have the worst case of little dick syndrome I have ever seen.

Teamsters Local 384 General Membership Meeting December 16, 2007

True to form Bob Keller, defrocked president of Teamsters Local 384, took the opportunity to lie to the membership one more time about his one of his longest running smoke screen lies when he spoke on his Overnite/UPS Freight organizing drive. Sadly, he chose to lay blame on other Teamster Officers for his inability to substantiate his smoke and mirrors claim. This low life piece of shit even had the nerve to blame a certain fallen, high-ranking Teamster Officer from Philadelphia as being the only person having knowledge of the truth about this lie. An officer with whom contact is now forbidden. How low can he get? How low will he go?
This final membership meeting with this jerk-off at the helm brings a collective sigh of relief throughout Local 384 but he is oblivious to the fact that he is the most hated member in the history of the local. He will soon discover exactly how well liked he really is as his phone quits ringing, his "friends" quit answering his phone calls and people no longer have the time of day for him. His menial life as a union worker will go on forever. What a shame it is for such a great man to waste away in a UPS package car, depriving all the world of his greatness. After all his attempts he has discovered that the employers don't want him either, they know he's an idiot. Maybe he can swindle himself a political position somewhere down the road, doubtful as that is, generally men who have been found guilty of threats, coercion, retaliation and intimidation in a union venue are unable to garner enough votes to win public office of any kind.
Claw, I just knew you couln't pass by this thread without adding your two cents. Go ahead, spend the rest of your life hung up on that receipt. It has consumed you for two years now, has contributed greatly to your demise and has shown the members what you are all about.

Na, not starved for attention here, just enthralled that the members gave you the bum's rush out the door after you were exposed for the piece of shit that you are. Since you don't get it, or the truth about your completely bogus case against your opponents, I'm unveiling you to the rest of the world, right here in the smack down where we expose such low life's for what they are.
I think it's hillarious how you are unable to resist responding to the facts about yourself being posted here. I know it's killing you to see yourself exposed for the world to see.

Keller is one person who will not be missed. As a matter of fact we are rejoicing daily over the fact that he lost his election. He sold us out more times than I care to remember. For those who don't already know he had people suspended and fired if he didn't like what they said. He even ran around UPS in Willow Grove bragging that he would have the person fired who wrote bad things about him on the bathroom walls.
He is one big pile of shit. Goodbye asshole!

And this is the best you can do? It is well known fact that in the arena of war a good offense is a great defense, but you have offered neither here. But then how could you defend actions like yours? YOU CAN'T you're just a piece of shit.
I don't get the gist of your artwork, maybe you could explain it to me.
I know that when you look in the mirror you think you see the avatar you use here-just your little dick syndrome shining through like it always does. I can't really say that I blame you for hiding behind a facade like that, given what you are.
It is only fitting that you be told "goodbye jerkoff" at the end of your last term so here it is.

Q: What do all little dick syndromed pieces of shit have in common?

A: They all think they're better and smarter than everyone else.

One person drove you into office, a minor technicality that you forgot. That same person drove you out of office, something you just knew couln't be done-all part of you being a little dick syndromed piece of shit who thought he was better and smarter than everyone else.
By the way, if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm part of the overwhelming majority of the members of Local 384 who knows you're a piece if shit who belongs in a package car, not in charge of a Teamsters Local. Yes, believe it or not I, along with most of the members, voted against you. How could this be? It's just not fair to the world that all that intelligence and greatness be canned up in that little brown truck, the world will surely suffer in your absence. What is it like to be that smart and be kept coralled in that little truck, in one zip code? I'd expect it to be a living hell, one you richly deserve.
Just another in the long list of failures you have to your name. YOU ARE A FAILURE!
In closing I'd just like to say, don't forget, this was the path you chose, nobody but you. When you think you're better and smarter than everyone else these things happen.
ADIOS ASSHOLE!

A little late for Christmas, but just in time for New Year's! Get'em while they're hot, folks!

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P.S. - Happy New Year, Burster! When you get bored of masturbation tonight, just sit on your other hand until it goes numb. It'll feel like someone else is touching your mangina

That's the best you can do? I'd recommend keeping your day job. Take the box, put it there. ha ha ha

Insulting package car drivers is somehow supposed to insult me when I'm neither Bob Keller nor a package car driver? I mean if you really still believe I'm Bob Keller at this point, then you're every bit the dumb fuck that you make yourself look like on this forum

No, it's not the best I can do. Stay tuned for my new thread that I create here in Smack Talk.
The title - Tribute to a Fallen Brother: Mark Capper Local 384

It's gonna be all about the defrocked former trustee who soiled our fair local with his looks, attitude, and poorly constructed web site.